If your single, twenty one, and don't want to see any of those lovey dovey couples..I have the plan!
Ladies: All you need is vodka, lemons,limes, sugar and $10
Men: All you need are clean socks and $10
Ladies, put down the chocolate becausue we are making YUCCAS! Then going out with a bang and seeing the movie "the vow". Did I mention Channing Tatum is in it?
Below is how you make the drink that will literally get you too hammered to realize your single!
Ingredients:
2 cups of sugar
6 cups water
Juice of 6 lemons
Juice of 6 limes
1.5 liter bottle of good-very good vodka
Directions:
In a large pan, dissolve the sugar in the water. When it cools, add the lemon and lime juices. Very carefully (a funnel helps here), pour the mixture into the gallon jug. In the same way, add the whole bottle of vodka to the jug. Put the cap on the jug and shake the jug to mix the liquids together. Chill in a refrigerator of in a cooler full of ice ( the longer you let sit, the better!). Then take it out and put it in the blender with some ice cubes, then pour it in the glass and add a 1/4th sprite.
MEN!!
Have you ever heard of drunken bowling? Welp, now is the time to check yourself before you wreck your single self!
- Its pretty simple really...get a group together of you and your single guy friends( no offense) and go to your local bowling alley.- The reason I chose bowling is because there will not be a single couple at the alley!
- So get out your clean socks and money for pitchers once you get there and ENJOY!
- Also be sure to have a DD because the beer and games are very cheap and places are usually open until 2am.
-I recommend either Brunswick: Brunswick website or
Starts and Strikes: Stars and Strikes Website
--> stars and strikes also offers an arcade and lazer tag which has noo age limit!
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